Sometimes, I am tempted to not post something simply because I don’t plan on snagging the free sample. Since I assume that you are all 100% not like me, I’m going to post this one even though I don’t plan on ordering it {so apologizes if the form is wonky or something because I’m not going to even give it a go}.
On Facebook right now, you can snag a FREE sample of Gucci Flora the Garden Perfume. I can’t wear perfume. It makes the King of Free very sad {and even cry sometimes, weird huh?} and it gives the Youngest Princess uncontrollable sneezing fits {turns out, she’s genetically linked to the King of Free}.
While you’re on Facebook, be sure to join the Court of the Queen of Free, where you’ll get a glimpse of the glamorous life I lead {I usually look like that GUCCI model except I’m cleaning toilets instead of staring off in the horizon}.
Thanks Sir Goob of Hey It’s Free!
www.queenoffree.net